A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

A humorous exchange unfolds between a husband and wife throughout the day. At breakfast, the wife offers her husband a hearty meal of bacon, eggs, toast, and coffee, but he declines, attributing his lack of appetite to Viagra. She tries again at lunch with soup, muffins, and a sandwich, only to receive the same response. By dinnertime, she suggests steak, pie, or stir-fry, but he again refuses to eat, still blaming the medication.

Frustrated after being repeatedly turned down and going the entire day without a proper meal, the wife finally loses her patience. In a punchline that flips the conversation, she quips, “Well, would you mind getting off me? I’m starving!” The joke humorously plays on the double meaning of the husband’s excuse, revealing that the Viagra didn’t suppress his appetite for intimacy—just his interest in food.

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