A 70-year-old >>>

A newlywed older couple returns from their honeymoon in Florida. The man’s friend asks,
“So, how was it?”

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man.
“The sun, the surf… we almost made love every night!”

His friend, surprised, replies,
“At your age? How did you manage to make love almost every night?”

The man grins and says,
“Well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday…”

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